There’s a reason this is in the Money Section of CNN.  $141 Million can get you this sweet silo headquarters.  Should you choose to go this route, I’de recommend a skylight because even though you’re evil, it’s good to know you’ve applied your eyeliner correctly.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2011/10/19/cnnmoney-missle-silo-home-new-york.cnnmoney